lesbianese:

niftyjaguar:

That dog is just like
WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.

THIS FUCKING DOG

lesbianese:

niftyjaguar:

That dog is just like

WELL ALRIGHT SIR HOW ARE YOU DOING? FANTASTIC. GOOD DAY.

THIS FUCKING DOG

You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.
-Stephen King, Joyland (via halluzinogen)
why-am-i-narrating:

Never getting over this.

why-am-i-narrating:

Never getting over this.

otpprompts:

Imagine your OTP is playing a game together. Person A is the more competitive and cocky one while Person B is focused and experienced. Despite all of A’s bragging and trash talk they are losing to Person B, but refuse to accept it. A then begins to seduce and distract B however…

thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

retrogrlfan:

Just a bit of rumbelle smooching. Nothing much.

retrogrlfan:

Just a bit of rumbelle smooching. Nothing much.

capslockapocalypse:

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.

*RENT plays in background*

capslockapocalypse:

littlemisslissa:

I got this guys.

*RENT plays in background*

"Whoa! Elsa you look...different. It's a good different"